Holiday Photo!!

Here is a picture of me in New Zealand at Pigeon Bay. As you can see the signs in New Zealand are very big. Bigger than my head. My New Zealand name is Rahi Matenga - which Daddy tells me means Tatty Lad.

I wanted to put a picture up of my holiday to show my Mummy I am missing her. Daddy is still at work so the Bobbins is home alone and bored. So I am doing my computer class homework. I am learning to type fast. I can do 100 ks a minute when I am concentrating.

Weekend Chores in the Sun!!

Crumbles - it is tough to supervise in the garden. Daddy spent some of Saturday doing some gardening and I was supervising him. I motivated him by showing him the beer as big as my head that he could have when he was finished. It gave me a chance to have a sit in the sun. I was going to help as I have very good green fingers - they are yellow but Daddy says they are green - he is colour blind. Unfortunately by jet lag kicked in again and all I could manage to do was to sit in the sun and supervise. Its a job more suited to the Bobbins anyway.

I had a nice weekend with my daddy..though he did ask me to be PA Bobbins on Sunday. So I asked him to check my contract for weekend working - which says "No way does the Bobbins work at the weekend" Morris Chestnut drew up my contract he things of everything - a break every 10 minutes and more holiday than a holiday rep. Brilliant!!

Next weekend my Mummy is home and it will be my birthday again. I am looking forward to my h-official birthday. I will have an h-official present opener - ME!!

On Wednesday my England team won the football against Westonia. I was a bit disappointed Mr Rooney didnt play. And that Mr Ronaldo is still not English. I am English, Irish, Chinese and American so I think Mr Ronlado isnt trying. Here is a picture of me enjoying the game.

The hat is as big as my head so it brings a lot of luck.

SBI DETECTS BB UPDATE: The posh girl from Bristol was a racist so she was thrown out. The old lady left because she couldnt remember if she had turned off the oven - just like Daddy. There is a new Irish one in. We forgot to watch at the end of the week - but there was no eviction because of the posh one being thrown out. By Chester Borrows.

Today at school

Today was my first day back at school because before that I had been away and then I was very ill with Jet Lag. Since it was my first day back Donkey asked me to do a show and tell on my holiday to New Zealand. I said that I thought the class would prefer to hear about my Birthday. Donkey told me that the class wouldnt learn anything from that. I told him how brave I had to be to not have my Mummy around on my birthday - like Mr Barnaby when he catches the killer - but Donkey said I was time wasting. He was right. I was waiting for Pepsi to come back with the Shell I was going to use for my Show and Tell.

The Shell was found on the beach in Pigeon Bay so I had a photo taken with me and Pigeon in it. That wasted a bit more time and then I was hoping it was lunch so I could get out of my report. Donkey knew then I hadnt prepared for my talk so he told me to go to the naughty step and to have my report ready for tomorrow. It will be easy as I had such a good time away I have told Pepsi and Westie and Pigeon all about it - so they just need to tell me back. Despite my big head my memory is very bad.

UPDATE: SBI DETECTS: TV MONITOR: BIG BROTHER UPDATE by Chester Borrows

So far 11 ladies and one man are in the house. The ladies all seem a bit stupid - esp the two twins. There is a fat welsh one and another one that wants to be Victoria Beckahm. One of them looks like a monkey. Nothing has really happened. Says so even in the paper - though lots more people are watching it than was expected.

Happy Birthday to me!!

Yesterday it was my Fourth Birthday. I was a little bit sad that my Mummy was missing my Birthday, but then Daddy told me we will have a big party when she gets home. I know that means double presents so I was a very happy boy. There is nothing better than double presents - well maybe triple presents but I musn't get greedy - thats what Daddy says and he buys the presents - so I pretend not to be greedy.

My birthday was good. My Mummy texted me in the morning to wish me happy birthday. Then Daddy took me out with him for the day to enjoy the sunshine and to buy me a present. We went to Hamleys - which is my favourite shop in the world - but we couldn't find anything that I wanted. So Daddy took me to the Football shop to get me a hat with my favourite team on it. I get a lot of hats - which is good because I like them and they make my head look smaller. Daddy then made me close my eyes why he bought me a card. He then got me this great badge. Here is a picture of the badge in close up - I know my Mummy will love it.

In the evening as you can see, Daddy arranged a small party for me. The candle is great but nearly got eaten by Pepsi who came rushing towards the cake as he can't have chocolate cake out and not eat it. Pepsi wolfed (or pigged) the cake down in one mouthful. Pepsi is the fastest eater in the world. Then after the party Daddy and I went to bed early. I had a good day being four - but am saving my big celebration (and big present) for when my Mummy is home.