Easter Weekend

This weekend my Daddy has had his friend Mr Matthews to stay so the Bobbins has had to entertain himself.

This is a photo of me, Paddy and PQ playing together. We were playing hide and seek - but PQ is too big to hide and my head is too big too so Paddy kept winning.

Last night Daddy came to bed late and smelt like Mummy does when she has been out for a night with her friends - like she had showered in gin my Daddy says.

I will return to my Blogging when Daddy has more time to help me type the letters other than K - which I am good at pressing.

Love you Mummy.

Present Search

Today the SBI Detects Team decided to do some detecting whilst Daddy was at work. I set the boys the task of finding my Easter Present from Daddy. Mr Mooney found the present very quickly - Daddy had hidden the present in the present drawer where Daddy always hides the presents. I think he thinks that it is too high for the Bobbins to get to - but the Bobbins can stand on Westies back and see in.

We were trying to work out what the present was. I thought that it might be a boat - but Pigeon said that it wasnt the right shape for a boat. I said we should see if it floats - but then Pepsi said Daddy might notice if all the paper is wet.

It is Easter Friday tomorrow - that was the day when Jesus had fish and chips for tea and got an Easter Egg. At least I think that is what Donkey taught us - I couldnt hear very well because I was on the Naughty step for not listening. How can I listen if I can't hear from the naughty step. Bad Donkey.

Ginger Terror

Yesterday was a good and a bad day for the Bobbins.

Good - Daddy put 4 50ps into Sheepy bank so I took a picture of Sheepy Bank and me to celebrate. Sheepy Bank now has so many 50ps in him that he can barely be lifted. One day I will have all the 50ps in the world. Daddy was saying that I should use the money to help pay for phone calls to Mummy while she is away. I pretended to fall asleep so that Daddy couldnt continue with his silly suggestions.

Bad - 1. Mummy is still in H-America. 2. My team Manchester United lost in the Europe Cup as Mummy calls it. Mr Scholes got to yellow cards - which I like as yellow is my favourite colour - but Mr Ferguson didnt seem so happy. My Daddy shouted "Stupid Ginger Bar Stad". I don't know what it means but Daddy didnt look happy either. Maybe he and Mr Ferguson both dont like yellow - but I know my Daddy does. so I was confused. Then Mr Rooney scored and Daddy and I jumped around. But then the Red team from Ipaly scored and I had to stop bouncing. Daddy said not to worry cos we could beat them in the second leg. Maybe that is why Mr Ferguson was angry - because Manchester United were only playing with one leg.

SBI Detects detects a meeting

Last night my Daddy was out watching the football at Mr Carrot's house so I decided to have a meeting of SBI Detects.

SBI Detects is the detective agency that I run. I have put up a picture of me, Basil Business and my chief security officer Maurice Chestnut. The picture has been blurred and we are wearing dark glasses to keep our identities a secret.

SBI Detects performs all detective duties from protecting the Prime Minister on his visits to Mile End and monitoring fast forwarding on the TV to tripping over bank robbers and hiding important things - Special Agent Penguin - a master of disguise - is especially good at this.

The most important thing we had to talk about last night was how we will get paid. At the moment we get paid €$60 for each task SBI Detects performs. Maurice Chestnut wants to change payment to Cake as he loves Cake. Then I said what happens if we did lots of jobs at once - all the cake would go stale. Maurice Chesnut agreed so we are still taking €$ and using that to buy cake.

Bobbins and H-America

Yesterday in Donkey School we learnt all about the country where Mummy has gone to live- H-America. As I am 1/4 H-American Donkey told me to tell the class all I know about America.

I told the class that in H-America there is a place like heaven called DisneyLand. This is where Mr Lightyear lives. It is the best place in the world and it is the Bobbins' biggest dream to go there one day. Well its my second biggest dream - just after school just being Bouncing lessons and no maths.

Donkey asked me to name the President of H-America. I was very excited as I knew it was Mr Tree.

Then Donkey told us about New York - Mummy's new home. I told Donkey it was pronounced New Yoik and that it smells like an apple and you have to say it twice and kick your legs up. Donkey gave me the Naughty Step Warning.

He told us Mummy is staying in Hurlem. I was a bit confused as that is what Teddy says when we are eating sweets at the back of the class and Donkey is coming to investigate. We collect the sweets from behind the sofa when Donkey has gone. So when Donkey said Hurlem - I threw my sweets but Donkey saw. I missed finding out about the rest of America because I was thinking about what I had done on the naughty step.

The picuture isof my friend Fergal. He wanted to say hi to Mummy and that we miss her.

Lost and Scared

Last night I watched Lost with my Daddy. I took notes so that I could tell my Mummy what happened as she doesnt have a television in H-America.

I get a bit confused when I watch and I didnt want to ask my Daddy as this is an important job for the Bobbins. This is what happened.

The girl who crashed in the plane with everybody but nobody had seen till this year is an actress. Then she fell over and died. Mr Sawyer said "Who is she?" Daddy said "Nobody knows" so I had to explain she was the actress in the bit before. Daddy's so slow.

Then two more people died and I was asking Daddy if Mr Barnaby would be coming soon to help, but Daddy said no. Don't know why as Mr Barnaby is the best detective and I would even let him join SBI Detects.

As I have found every week I started to get a bit confused. Some people had gone to Disneyland forever (thats where my Daddy says you go when you die) and then they were back. Maybe they had forgotten their swimming trunks. Then someone has some diamands - and Snuffy is sad!! CRUMBLES!!! Cover eyes time. As you can see in my pciture. I seem to end up like this after every episode of Lost - most of the time because I cant believe I found out nothing again this week.

Then Daddy and I went to bed and Daddy read his book because we couldnt have our usual chat with Mummy. Poor Bobbins - I dont like reading so I hid the book Daddy gave me to read in the washing basket.

Where is Mummy?

It has been a very sad weekend for the Bobbins and Daddy this week - Mummy has left home to move to H-America. Daddy says that it is only for 3 weeks but he told me Marrow was moving to Spain for 3 weeks and he hasnt come back yet.

I was missing my Mummy and my eyes started to rain as you can see in the picture. As I am a Sponge it is very dangerous to mix me with water and so Daddy had to dry me out with the hair-dryer.

Daddy and I have been watching the Everybody Love Raymond telethon. I wish my Mummy was here - so that when Daddy has to explain the jokes to her I understand them too. My favourtie character is Robert because he has the same name as me.

Tonight Daddy is having Roast Lamb for dinner. We are all pleased that its not Pork for dinner as we have to make sure Pepsi stays out of the kitchen.

Daddy and I will be watching Lost later - Mummy has asked me to tell her what happens so I will be watching carefully.

Miss you my Mummy.