St Patricks Day

This weekend was very exciting for me, Robert Basil Dunne.

On Saturday it was the Irish Day. On this day, the 17th March, Mr Patrick - first name Saint - invented the drink guiness and was the first person to sell Taytos in a shop.

To celebrate, in the morning Daddy and Mummy went to the food supermarket. On the way out a new boy jumped into the trolley. He has a big yellow head like me and is called Padraig Quackser - or PQ for short. He is a giant yellow duck from Ireland. We get on very well and have started a Yellow Club with PQ, me and Tony the Fish Fingers as members.

In the afternoon the celebrations for St Paddy's day really started. Mummy had her first beer of the day watching my team the Irish playing Rugby. We won by lots of goals against the Italians, but then the people from France won the whole tournament. Mummy was jumping up and down like a Frog shouting "Come on Scotland". I was very confused as I thought she wanted Ireland to win, but she was shouting for Scotland and pretending to be French. Mummy always behaves strangely on Mr Patricks day. She says she gets home sick - this year she wasnt sick when she got home so I think she is getting used to living in England.

Daddy says that Mummy is home sick because everything is so much greener at home. I told Daddy with the new legislations to be imposed by the Kyoto agreement on all countries, the UK will be much greener too - so Mummy will be happier here. Daddy told me to stop writing things on my hand I didnt understand and repeating them.

In the evening I was left at home so I celebrated Mr Patricks Day by having a party with Westie Moo and Patrick who are both Irish like me. The picture shows me in my comdey irish hat.

On Sunday it was Mummy's Day. The boys and I had brought Mummy a present, so we woke her up early to give it to her. We got her a notice board, a book on New Yoik and a pink biscuit tin - so she can keep Pepsi away from the biscuits. Pepsi loves biscuits.

Then I had a trip in Daddy's bag to Horsham - and I fell asleep till I arrived back in London. In the evening we watched lost - which is my fourth favourite TV Show after Midsommer Murders, Lewis and Criminal Minds.

Thursday Night is Party Night

Thursday night is party night at my house. As you can see from the picture Pigeon and I shared a beer with Daddy. Pigeon gets wobbly very easily and finds it hard to sit up!!

Mummy told me one of her friends had a baby yesterday - but that it was an accident. We have been learning about babies in school so I was able to explain to my Mummy that the stork had delivered the baby to the wrong address. I asked Professor Donkey if the baby would have a return address if you didnt want it - maybe because you were just doing a benefits scam as Teddy suggested - but Donkey sent us both to sit on the naughty step.

Also last night Mummy taught me this new song:

Tulips in the garden,

Tulips in the park,

but the tulips i like best

are the tu-lips in the dark.

I think that maybe Mummy prefers her flowers at nightime so that Daddy can't see she forgot to water them again.

Bloggins Second Weekend

This weekend was a bit hit and miss for the Bobbins. There were lots of people in the house and so I spent more time in my room than ususal. My Mummy had some friends over and she says I am safer in there. Teddy says she is embarassed of me and I told him that can't be true because she loves me.

Better for a Bobbins was that I got to watch a Midsummer Murders and a Lewis this weekend. I love watching detective programmes because it helps me with my investigation skills and I can show that I am cleverer than Mr Baranaby or Mr Lewis. I am not as brave as Mr Barnaby though and I don't like the dark.

Daddy also helped me practise my three R's this weekend which he says are very important - Mr Rooney, Mr Ronaldo and Mr Ryan Giggs. Both Mr Ronaldo and Mr Rooney scored so I was very happy - but Daddy was saying lots of rude words before they scored - just like Mummy says when shes been out to visit her friends who live in a "Pub".

The picture is of me and my friend Pigeon. Pigeon has a very important job in the week and likes to relax on the sofa with me at the weekend.

As you can see from my face I am a very happy lad....last night my team, Manchester United, won a game against a team in yellow. Noramally I always support the team in yellow....yellow is my favourite colour....but not last night.

My favourite player, Mr Ronaldo was very good. I hope that he helps my second favourite player, Mr Rooney improve a bit. He kept giving the ball to the yellow players - maybe yellow is his favourite colour too.

I have attached a picture of me in my Chavtabulous Burberry hat which I am going to wear when Daddy takes me to see Mr Ronaldo and Mr Rooney play.

Yesterday I went to Donkey school as I usually do on a Monday - unless I am being Daddy's PA or I can hide when the school bus arrives.

We learnt about the letter T yesterday. Tacos, Tortoises, Trumpets and Tchaikovsky. Paddy and I were calling him Chavchofsky. Donkey made us miss lunch break sitting on the Naughty step.

In the afternoon we did some reading from the blackboard so I had to wear my glasses. Pepsi took a snap of me and I put it in my Blog.


The boys have started calling me Bloggins - which I like. In the evening I watched TV with Mummy and Daddy and went to bed early like my Daddy likes best.

My weekend

Every week I have to tell the rest of the class about my weekend - Donkey calls it "What I did at the weekend". Mostly I say slept so I do have to do any work - but then Donkey puts me on the naughty step. So this week I have done my homework.

Friday - After school on Friday I played football with Pepsi and Westie. I was the goalie. I am a very good goalie as my head is bigger than the goal. Then we waited for Mummy and Daddy to come home. When Mummy got home she looked a little green, so I thought she was getting ready for Patricks Day. Daddy told me Mummy was feeling tired so needed a lie down. I asked Daddy why Mummy needed to lie down in the toilet and was moaning. In the middle of the night I thought there had been a earthquake. I woke up flying through the air and then Mummy tried to be sick on me - I think she was scared of the earthquake.

Saturday - I watched my Team Manchester United win very easily against a very bad team. They must have been bad as they let Mr O'Shea score a goal. Mr Rooney hurt his knee and looked unhappy. My grandpa Dunne was pleased that Mr O'Shea scored. Daddy is always pleased when my team do so well - it shows how much he loves me.

Sunday - I spent most of the day chatting to Marrow on Daddy's phone. Mummy took a picture of me which you can see. Marrow is very well and his modelling has improved. I also saw Daddy and Mummy's football team beat Pepsi's and Teddy's. Teddy was very angry and told the ref he needed glasses. I am going to put Daddy's on eBay. Hopefully Teddy will buy them.

My first post ever so I though I would share this with my 3 best friends and my brother Teddy.

The handsome one in the middle is me. Mummy always says I look so Tatty.

The Orange friend in the middle is Bucket who is in charge of all the funds raised by SBI Detects.