Holiday Photo!!

Here is a picture of me in New Zealand at Pigeon Bay. As you can see the signs in New Zealand are very big. Bigger than my head. My New Zealand name is Rahi Matenga - which Daddy tells me means Tatty Lad.

I wanted to put a picture up of my holiday to show my Mummy I am missing her. Daddy is still at work so the Bobbins is home alone and bored. So I am doing my computer class homework. I am learning to type fast. I can do 100 ks a minute when I am concentrating.

Weekend Chores in the Sun!!

Crumbles - it is tough to supervise in the garden. Daddy spent some of Saturday doing some gardening and I was supervising him. I motivated him by showing him the beer as big as my head that he could have when he was finished. It gave me a chance to have a sit in the sun. I was going to help as I have very good green fingers - they are yellow but Daddy says they are green - he is colour blind. Unfortunately by jet lag kicked in again and all I could manage to do was to sit in the sun and supervise. Its a job more suited to the Bobbins anyway.

I had a nice weekend with my daddy..though he did ask me to be PA Bobbins on Sunday. So I asked him to check my contract for weekend working - which says "No way does the Bobbins work at the weekend" Morris Chestnut drew up my contract he things of everything - a break every 10 minutes and more holiday than a holiday rep. Brilliant!!

Next weekend my Mummy is home and it will be my birthday again. I am looking forward to my h-official birthday. I will have an h-official present opener - ME!!

On Wednesday my England team won the football against Westonia. I was a bit disappointed Mr Rooney didnt play. And that Mr Ronaldo is still not English. I am English, Irish, Chinese and American so I think Mr Ronlado isnt trying. Here is a picture of me enjoying the game.

The hat is as big as my head so it brings a lot of luck.

SBI DETECTS BB UPDATE: The posh girl from Bristol was a racist so she was thrown out. The old lady left because she couldnt remember if she had turned off the oven - just like Daddy. There is a new Irish one in. We forgot to watch at the end of the week - but there was no eviction because of the posh one being thrown out. By Chester Borrows.

Today at school

Today was my first day back at school because before that I had been away and then I was very ill with Jet Lag. Since it was my first day back Donkey asked me to do a show and tell on my holiday to New Zealand. I said that I thought the class would prefer to hear about my Birthday. Donkey told me that the class wouldnt learn anything from that. I told him how brave I had to be to not have my Mummy around on my birthday - like Mr Barnaby when he catches the killer - but Donkey said I was time wasting. He was right. I was waiting for Pepsi to come back with the Shell I was going to use for my Show and Tell.

The Shell was found on the beach in Pigeon Bay so I had a photo taken with me and Pigeon in it. That wasted a bit more time and then I was hoping it was lunch so I could get out of my report. Donkey knew then I hadnt prepared for my talk so he told me to go to the naughty step and to have my report ready for tomorrow. It will be easy as I had such a good time away I have told Pepsi and Westie and Pigeon all about it - so they just need to tell me back. Despite my big head my memory is very bad.

UPDATE: SBI DETECTS: TV MONITOR: BIG BROTHER UPDATE by Chester Borrows

So far 11 ladies and one man are in the house. The ladies all seem a bit stupid - esp the two twins. There is a fat welsh one and another one that wants to be Victoria Beckahm. One of them looks like a monkey. Nothing has really happened. Says so even in the paper - though lots more people are watching it than was expected.

Happy Birthday to me!!

Yesterday it was my Fourth Birthday. I was a little bit sad that my Mummy was missing my Birthday, but then Daddy told me we will have a big party when she gets home. I know that means double presents so I was a very happy boy. There is nothing better than double presents - well maybe triple presents but I musn't get greedy - thats what Daddy says and he buys the presents - so I pretend not to be greedy.

My birthday was good. My Mummy texted me in the morning to wish me happy birthday. Then Daddy took me out with him for the day to enjoy the sunshine and to buy me a present. We went to Hamleys - which is my favourite shop in the world - but we couldn't find anything that I wanted. So Daddy took me to the Football shop to get me a hat with my favourite team on it. I get a lot of hats - which is good because I like them and they make my head look smaller. Daddy then made me close my eyes why he bought me a card. He then got me this great badge. Here is a picture of the badge in close up - I know my Mummy will love it.

In the evening as you can see, Daddy arranged a small party for me. The candle is great but nearly got eaten by Pepsi who came rushing towards the cake as he can't have chocolate cake out and not eat it. Pepsi wolfed (or pigged) the cake down in one mouthful. Pepsi is the fastest eater in the world. Then after the party Daddy and I went to bed early. I had a good day being four - but am saving my big celebration (and big present) for when my Mummy is home.

Badge Buddies!!

I am finally back from h-India.....I was worried that I was never going to get home - maybe all the cows would sleep on the runway so the airplane could not take off. I met a very nice lady in the airport who asked Daddy if I always travel with him. He said it was just cos Mummy was away but I know he would take me everywhere. Silly Daddy. She gave me a squeeze - to see if I had a bomb inside me. As if I'd eat a bomb - I am careful what I eat - not like Pepsi would will scoof anything when he is hungry.

As you can see Pigeon and I formed a badge club. He has formed a new sub-agency off SBI Detects called The Pigeon Detectives. They investigate bird related crimes like . He has had a badge made which he is now wearing on his hat. I prefer to wear my I Love Hackney badge and my New Zealand Fern.

Tonight Daddy and I are talking about the investment options for bucket. We are going to give the money to the Post Office and I can either get Premium Bombs or they give me some money every month for looking after my money - bucket can't compete with that. I want to talk to my Mummy before I decide - Daddy is too much of a gambler and so he would definitely go for the premium bombs.

SBI DETECTS UPDATE: TV MONITOR: NEWS: From tomorrow SBI Detects will be offering Big Brother service to update on BB8. Please send a gaurantee by text of the €$60 payment and the update will appear here. Signed Chester Borrows (SBI Detects, SBI Detects Communications)

Safe as houses!!

This evening I perfected my safe escaping routine as you can see I am emerging from the safe. Daddy has been putting me in the safe in the evenings before he goes to dinner. I am thinking of starting an SBI Detects magic team. I am going to put one of the agents in a glass box over the thames and then get Pepsi and Westie Moo to collect all the burgers that are thrown at them. We can then sell them to the crowds. It is a sure fire way to make lots of €$s.

Today the Bobbins and Daddy wished we were with Mummy. Only 20 days until all the Dunne-Shirleys are back together again. Thats 5 times the fingers on one of Bobbins' hands. Love you Mummy.

Christmas comes early!!

Today the Bobbins and Daddy were missing Mummy very much as we went out and got her a present in Bangalore. There are two presents in the bag made out of newspaper - one from me and the boys and the other from Daddy. Most disappointly there was no present for the Bobbins. But the there was nothing bling enough there for me to have.

Today I have spent lots of quality time with Daddy and obviously that means lots of snoozing. Daddy and I also talked about my birthday present (my birthday is on the 2nd of June - for anyone reading who I might get a present from.) I told Daddy that I didnt want himto spend lots of money on me - but if he didnt I would be looking for a new Daddy.

I spent this evening in the safe as Daddy was out for dinner. Daddy likes to put me in the safe as he knows nothing can harm me there. I think we will be getting one for home. I would like it to be bigger and to be decortated in yellow.