Wednesday 25 April 2007
Kong Hong Dollars
Last night Daddy rushed home to watch the Europe Cup game with me. Mr Rooney was brilliant and he scored two goals. After the second goal he slid on his knees. I am going to do that in school tomorrow when I get a question right - maybe not tomorrow then but one day when an easy question comes along.
After the football I had to look after Daddy as he wasn't feeling very well - he said he had the flu but we both know he is just excited that Mummy is coming home tomorrow. I am looking forward to seeing Mummy and all the big expensive presents she has bought me in New Yoik.
Tuesday 24 April 2007
Holidays are coming!!
Number One - I am off to Kong Hong and New Zealand in only 5 days. This will be the furthest that the Bobbins has ever travelled and I like to see new places - from Daddy's bag. Today Daddy is getting some KH$s so I am looking forward to putting them into bucket tonight.
Number Two - Daddy is meeting up with my favourite Auntie Caroline on Friday. He has told me that there she has got me two presents - one that is so good even Uncle Gary was excited about it. I think that if the present is so good to get someone that old excited then at the age of 3 I may explode with joy!!!
Number Three - Tomorrow, my team, Manchester Utd, are playing in the half-final of the Europe Cup. They are playing a team from Italy and every knows they spend all their time eating pasta and so we will wint easily. Just so long as nobody brings along any chocolate bars - which are Mr Rooney's favourite food. Come on Manchester.
This is a picture of my after coming out for my Auntie Caroline's brithday when I was just one year old. I love my Auntie Caroline and presents.
Monday 23 April 2007
Another Weekend being 3
My first blog for a few days - I have been giving my big fingers a rest from typing. I know all my fans will be missing me so I will let you know what I have been doing this weekend.
On Friday I was acting as PA Sponge for the day as Daddy was working from home. As usual I was very professional all day - well up until 2pm when Midsommer Murders came on and I forgot to answer Daddy's calls for him.
In the evening, Mummy's new computer arrived - it is also going to be the class computer so Daddy ordered me a big keyboard to go with it so my big fingers didnt stop me typing. I wish Daddy hadn't got the new keyboard as now I have no excuse to miss computer class.
Then when Daddy got home from the gym we watched the snooker together. Mummy doesnt like snooker so Daddy only watches it when shes not around. The Bobbins wishes Mummy was around more - the yellow ball gets too few points for Bobbins to like snooker.
On Saturday, Daddy went to a wedding so the Boys had a party in the back garden. Professor Bonkers wanted to give us a lesson on wildlife, but we all ran off except for Gary who is too slow so he had to stay behind. In the evening, Donkey put the TV on as we wanted to see how our teams had done. I was a little disappointed that my team Manchester Utd only managed a draw against Middlesborough. Mr Ronaldo was not as good as usual. Teddy - West Ham won 1-0.
On Sunday evening Daddy made a bet with Westie Moo and me to see who could build a tower of 50ps the same height as there head. As you can see in the picture - neither of us managed to do it - but look how many 50ps I have. I think that I now have nearly half of all the 50ps in the world. It was a bit unfair of Daddy to do it by head height as I have the biggests head in the world and so would have had to break the world record to win.
Friday 20 April 2007
Party Time
Thursday 19 April 2007
Big Foooted Cheryl
Wednesday 18 April 2007
Upside Down Cake
Yesterday in school Donkey was teaching us about New Zealand - where I am off to on holiday in 10 days with my Mummy and Daddy.
Donkey told us that New Zealand was a country made up of two islands and that is on the other side of the world. Donkey held up a ball and showed us what this meant. I'll be standing on my head for 2 weeks - so Pepsi and Westie and I thought that I should get some practice in. They kept me company whilst I did that.
In New Zealand (there is no Old Zealand - that was a mistake yesterday) there are lots of sheep and lambs. Donkey also said all of the people wear Wellington boots and eat upside down cake. Well thats what I think he said because I was arguing at the time with Pepsi who said the sheep will be better than me at bouncing as they are wolly jumpers. I said I am the best at bouncing and Pepsi said it was a joke. I told him bouncing is not a joking subject.
I am really looking forward to my holiday with Mummy and Daddy.
Tuesday 17 April 2007
My Friend Pigeon
Monday 16 April 2007
Fun in the Sun
Sunday 15 April 2007
The Grand National
Yesterday was one of my favourite days of the year - Grand National day. This is the day when lots of horses meet up to find out who is the best at bouncing and the fatest runner. I told Pepsi to enter as he can run at 740 mph and is the second best at bouncing in the class. But Pepsi is not allowed to enter - not even if he dressed up as a horse.
On Grand National Day I tell Daddy the name of two horses that I think will win the race and if they win Daddy gives me a lot of money. Last year I got £55 for doing this. So I was really looking forward to the race this year.
This year I thought that either Monkerhostin or Ppint Barrrow would win or for maximum money both of them. Maybe they would hold hooves when they crossed the line. Unfortunately this year Point Barrow fell over at the first fence and then Monkerhostin refused to jump at the fifth fence. I am not allowed to refuse to do things so I dont thing the horse should have done this - especially when it cost the Bobbins money. Bad horses.
But my team Manchester United are in the FA cup final. The flag that my Daddy got me for Easter is a very good luck charm. But not for horses.
Saturday 14 April 2007
Green Fingered Bobbins
Yesterday the weather was so nice that I sat in the garden for the day. As you can see the small gardening project that the SBI Detects team took on for Mummy and Daddy is going very well. The Two Lips and Pamsys are growing very well. Professor Bonkers our nature teacher has been helping us name the flowers and learn about all the insects that will be visiting them. The Bobbins isnt very keen on insects - they might make me dirty or bite me - so I think I am going to get Daddy to build a wall aorund my flowers to stop them getting in.
Last night Daddy had chinese food for dinner which he never has when Mummy is home as she doesnt like it. I prefer when Daddy has Chinese food to Indian food as it doesnt make Daddy's bottom smell so bad.
The Grand National is on tomorrow. The Bobbins has money on two horses - Point Barrow and Monkhostin. Come on horses - Bucket needs the money.
Friday 13 April 2007
Mr Loaf
Yesterday my Mummy was going to go and see Mr Loaf in H-America. But when she got there she found out Mr Loaf was not performing - maybe they had not made the doors wider to allow him to get into the concert.
The Bobbins is very upset for Mummy as I know she was really looking forward to seeing him. So I thought I would take a photo of me with Mummy's best Meatloaf item - a signed record. It has BBQ Rib sauce all over it so we know it is authentic as he was having a snack at the time.
Last night Daddy had more friends over so the Bobbins had to stay in his room again. I am going to ban Daddy from having friends over - we need Mummy back to scare them away. When I am in my room Donkey can see if I am doing my homework - so I have to at least pretend to do it. But then my excuse the next day that Daddy told me I didnt need to do it means I end up on the Naughty step. Bad Daddy.
Wednesday 11 April 2007
Seven Heaven
Tuesday 10 April 2007
Easter Parade
Sunday 8 April 2007
Easter Weekend
Friday 6 April 2007
Present Search
Thursday 5 April 2007
Ginger Terror
Wednesday 4 April 2007
SBI Detects detects a meeting
Tuesday 3 April 2007
Bobbins and H-America
Yesterday in Donkey School we learnt all about the country where Mummy has gone to live- H-America. As I am 1/4 H-American Donkey told me to tell the class all I know about America.
I told the class that in H-America there is a place like heaven called DisneyLand. This is where Mr Lightyear lives. It is the best place in the world and it is the Bobbins' biggest dream to go there one day. Well its my second biggest dream - just after school just being Bouncing lessons and no maths.
Donkey asked me to name the President of H-America. I was very excited as I knew it was Mr Tree.
Then Donkey told us about New York - Mummy's new home. I told Donkey it was pronounced New Yoik and that it smells like an apple and you have to say it twice and kick your legs up. Donkey gave me the Naughty Step Warning.
He told us Mummy is staying in Hurlem. I was a bit confused as that is what Teddy says when we are eating sweets at the back of the class and Donkey is coming to investigate. We collect the sweets from behind the sofa when Donkey has gone. So when Donkey said Hurlem - I threw my sweets but Donkey saw. I missed finding out about the rest of America because I was thinking about what I had done on the naughty step.
The picuture isof my friend Fergal. He wanted to say hi to Mummy and that we miss her.
Monday 2 April 2007
Lost and Scared
Last night I watched Lost with my Daddy. I took notes so that I could tell my Mummy what happened as she doesnt have a television in H-America.
I get a bit confused when I watch and I didnt want to ask my Daddy as this is an important job for the Bobbins. This is what happened.
The girl who crashed in the plane with everybody but nobody had seen till this year is an actress. Then she fell over and died. Mr Sawyer said "Who is she?" Daddy said "Nobody knows" so I had to explain she was the actress in the bit before. Daddy's so slow.
Then two more people died and I was asking Daddy if Mr Barnaby would be coming soon to help, but Daddy said no. Don't know why as Mr Barnaby is the best detective and I would even let him join SBI Detects.
As I have found every week I started to get a bit confused. Some people had gone to Disneyland forever (thats where my Daddy says you go when you die) and then they were back. Maybe they had forgotten their swimming trunks. Then someone has some diamands - and Snuffy is sad!! CRUMBLES!!! Cover eyes time. As you can see in my pciture. I seem to end up like this after every episode of Lost - most of the time because I cant believe I found out nothing again this week.
Then Daddy and I went to bed and Daddy read his book because we couldnt have our usual chat with Mummy. Poor Bobbins - I dont like reading so I hid the book Daddy gave me to read in the washing basket.
Sunday 1 April 2007
Where is Mummy?
It has been a very sad weekend for the Bobbins and Daddy this week - Mummy has left home to move to H-America. Daddy says that it is only for 3 weeks but he told me Marrow was moving to Spain for 3 weeks and he hasnt come back yet.
I was missing my Mummy and my eyes started to rain as you can see in the picture. As I am a Sponge it is very dangerous to mix me with water and so Daddy had to dry me out with the hair-dryer.
Daddy and I have been watching the Everybody Love Raymond telethon. I wish my Mummy was here - so that when Daddy has to explain the jokes to her I understand them too. My favourtie character is Robert because he has the same name as me.
Tonight Daddy is having Roast Lamb for dinner. We are all pleased that its not Pork for dinner as we have to make sure Pepsi stays out of the kitchen.
Daddy and I will be watching Lost later - Mummy has asked me to tell her what happens so I will be watching carefully.
Miss you my Mummy.